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How Can My Heart Break Into So Many Peaces!

2009-05-27T09:07:00.000-07:00

My dad one of the best men ever to live on the face of this planet died yesterday! My dad was just a wonderfull man there are no words that can explane the type of man that he was but i just want to say he was my hero and i can only wish to become even half the man he was! there was so much i still wanted to do with him but now its to late so i will do them all in is honer! I will always love and miss him very much and he will always be in my heart and thoughts! I just dont know what to do anymore when even it came to a problem i always went to him as he was always so strong in mind and spirit so all i can say is you will be missed greatly dad!

I just want to say to all you parents out there that read this! please please spend more time with your children no matter how hold they are! if there 2 or if there 32 please give them a hug and give them a kiss tell them you love them cherish every moment you have with your kids and kids cherish every single moment you have with you parents!

Dad i really love you and i really miss you! you will be in my thoughts and in my heart every moment of every day! I love you and i always will!

What can i say!

2009-03-05T04:55:00.000-08:00

Well as you can probably see i haven't been on for a long time and i thought since i was off work today id do a little blog! so hear i go, lol, i had my birthday on the 17th there i am not the nice old age of 19, lol, just one more year of being a teenager what will i do after that grow up maybe, nah that will never happen, lol, got loads of cool stuff and i went bowling with family and stuff got loads of cool pics, mum and dad are away this weekend so house to myself, wooooooooooo! hehe, well im going to go now but i will write another blog soon, peace out!

Its Been A Long Time!!!

2008-12-11T13:13:00.000-08:00

Well as it says it been a long time since the last posting, what can i say i have a busy life, its hard being loved by everybody, lol jj! well its been a busy few months i have never really stopped at work still fixing cars, we are really busy just now which is weird seeing that we are so near christmas, cant wait will be great! im off to college next week, that will be fun, lol!

Everything is going well in life justnow, ill put another entry up soon! i wont leave as much a gap, lol!

Peace Out!!!

Mummzy-Sunnzy day!

2008-09-24T09:02:00.000-07:00

Me and my mother have always had a close relationship, growing up it was just me and her, and all though she didnt have alot of money she still went out her way to make sure i had everything i needed! i have never really shown my appreciation the way i should do, but i am so greatfull and so happy that i have the best mum ever, and i thank you!!!

We both went out yesterday and we decided to call it Mummzy-Sunnzy day!, we first started by going to Dynamic Earth and it was just great, we then went to pizza hut for lunch which i loved, it was the first day i just got to spend talking and having a good time with my mum in over a year, since i started work really! I had a great time and i love her very much! thank you for everything!!!!

Hear are some of the pics from our day out yesterday! to see more visit my bebo page: http://www.bebo.com/FerrariCrazy18

Bowling!!!!

2008-07-27T06:36:00.000-07:00

I went out with my mate's last night for a couple of hours!!! we decided to go bowling and as you may or may not know i am now single, i was bowling away with my mates and we were all being chatted up!!!, i have never been chatted up in my life im normally the one doing the chatting up, i couldn't believe it!!! it was just great!!!!, anyway after we stopped being chatted up we continued with our game of bowling and i won!!!! lol

Hello To All!!!!

2008-07-25T13:25:00.000-07:00

Hello Everyone!!!

I would first like to say sorry for not posting a blog in a very long time, i just couldn't seem to find the time, especially now i have got my new 32 inch hd tv, would like to thank my supper mummzy for ordering it!!!!

Been to see 2 movies this week!!!, first was the new narnia movie, it was absolutely fabulous!!!!, im a really big fan of the first one but this one was much much better! hear is a quick plot line for the new narnia, Spoiler alert!!!! always wanted to say that!!! The four Pevensie children return to Narnia, only to discover that hundreds of years have passed since they ruled there, and the evil King Miraz has taken charge. With the help of a heroic mouse called Reepicheep, and the exiled heir to the throne, Prince Caspian, they set out to overthrow the King, once again with Aslan's help.

The second was Journey to the centre of the earth and that was also a really good movie even though it was shot! hear is another Spoiler!!! the basic plot!!! A science professor whose radical theories have completely tarnished his reputation. While backpacking across Iceland with his nephew Sean, the two explorers find a cave that leads them deep down into the bowels of the planet. And so they go on a quest to find out what has happened to the scientist's missing brother, a scientist, his nephew and their mountain guide discovers a fantastic and dangerous lost world in the center of the earth. There they discover a bizarre landscape filled with terrifying creatures.

Well i think that enough for just now!!!, i have pics from my latest adventures down to tewksbury, when i was at the volkswagen festival, ill get them up soon!!!

On that bombshell i must end the blog!!!

Goodnight!!!!

Work!!!

2008-05-19T13:22:00.000-07:00

Well it was a normal day at work today!!! NOT!!! lol, i was working away and i got called away and asked to go to the pdi centre and i was there all day, it was soooooooo boring!!! i also asked someone at work to book me a morning flight for college, so i have a flight booked for 7:00pm she is a bloody useless women, college is going to be interesting this time round im going to have to be a good little boy, even though i always am!!!!, but it will be a good laugh i will just have to stay away from the twat that wacked me with a hammer!!!, and on that bomb shell Good Night!!!

Hard To Believe!!!

2008-05-18T02:16:00.000-07:00

It is really hard to believe that it has been a year since i was last at high school, do i miss it!?, sometimes i do miss it, you didnt have to worry about anything apart from passing your exams and because i was deputy head boy i got to boss about people and it was just great, but the best thing of them all is you got to see your friends absolutely every day!!!, it was great!!!, i really see anyone from school and it does upset me from time to time but when i spend time with my college buddy ben it is great only prob is he lives in england!!!!, what will i do when college is finished move down beside him or try and get him to move up hear!!!, its a hard choice!!!

Jeremy Clarkson's most embarrassing moments

2008-04-25T12:38:00.000-07:00

He’s destroyed parts of the African wilderness, angered ecologists and even eaten his own hair.

Jeremy Clarkson vs a custard pie

In 2005 Oxford Brookes University gave Jeremy Clarkson an honorary degree for his championing of high standards in engineering.

But campaigners were horrified at the prospect – and pelted Jezza with a custard pie as he picked up his degree.

And Jeremy – in full university honours uniform – showed his sporting spirit by saying: “Great shot!”

But it's not the first time Jeremy has courted controversy.

A broken thumb

In a Top Gear episode in 2004, the three presenters were tasked with finding a used car for under £100 and running it through a series of challenges.

James May bought an Audi, Richard Hammond bought a Rover with no stereo, and Jeremy Clarkson picked up an old Volvo.

And the final task was set to break the boundaries of each car’s sturdiness – or at least Jezza’s thumb.

All were required to accelerate to 30mph and then crash headfirst into a concrete wall to see which car would hold up.

James’ Audi went ploughing straight into it and died; Hammond’s Rover did the same. But the speedometer in Jeremy’s Volvo wasn’t working, and he overcooked the speed, slamming painfully into the concrete wall.

Amazingly, his Volvo just reversed out and carried on and got a big thumbs up – so much he broke the bone in it.

Clarkson eats his own hair

Jeremy Clarkson has big hair. But back in the 1980s when big hair was cool – Clarkson’s hair… was really, really big.

But in 2004, Jeremy realised just how big his hair actually is…

The Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch concept is a stunning looking machine, but Jeremy didn’t believe Vauxhall when they said the production version would look exactly the same.

When the presenters got hold of the new hatch in the studio, Jeremy told Hammond if the production model looked like the concept, he’d eat his own hair.

Jeremy lost, and celebrity chef Anthony Worrall-Thompson was on hand to serve up Clarkson’s mullet in an omelette.

Clarkson gets assaulted by an MG

When MG Rover rolled out their hardcore £75,000 Porsche 911 baiter, the world sat up and took notice.

And when Jeremy jumped behind the wheel of the fire-breathing 385bhp 5-litre V8 powered MG XPower SV he loved it – but the car didn’t love him back.

During the his road test, Jeremy was sliding the car around a bend when the rear wheels suddenly found their grip, catapulting Clarkson’s head against the roof – and Richard Hammond loved the footage so much he repeated the video on Top Gear three times.

Clarkson pukes in a Prodrive

Engineering gods Prodrive – famous for tuning the Subaru Impreza and Mazda RX-8 – rolled out their own high-performance four-wheel-drive monster with the Prodrive P2.

Clarkson tested out the one-off prototype – built simply as an “engineering exercise” – and took it out on the Top Gear test track.

But as he spun the car around for a few laps he suddenly came over all ill – and promptly threw up while driving.

Jeremy knows nothing about cars

‘Waking the Dead’ star Trevor Eve was a guest on Top Gear in 2005 and managed to lap the Dunsfold test track in one minute 48 seconds - joining the power lap leaderboard along with F1 star Lewis Hamilton who lapped the Top Gear track in 2007.

But before his timed lap was shown, Trevor and Jeremy decided to have a spot of light banter – and following a few quips about Trevor’s car history, the Waking the Dead actor jibed straight back.

“You know nothing about cars!”

The audience erupted – and Jeremy’s face went red.

Clarkson gets lapped… by a girl

The Jaguar S-Type diesel is a fantastic car – good looks, decent handling and a frugal diesel engine means a car for all seasons.

Jeremy decided to see if the Jag could crack the mighty Nurburgring race track in Germany in less than ten minutes – and after endless testing laps, he finally crossed the finish post in nine minutes and 59 seconds.

But when Hammond claimed the ending was so close it was a little bit “Hollywood”, Clarkson’s Nurburgring tutor Sabine Schmidt laughed.

She grabbed the keys to the Jag and hustled it around the track – in nine minutes 12 seconds. And narrowly missed beating him again – in a Ford Transit Van.

Outwitted by art gallery directors

Clarkson, Hammond and May were all on a mission to find the best coupe on the market from the new Audi TT, the hot new Alfa Romeo Brera and the Mazda RX-8.

One of the challenges involved taking the cars to an art gallery and persuading the directors to showcase their car – which meant brushing up on a little history.

Jeremy promptly started talking about stripes, chairs, cubism… none of which made any sense, before going red in the face and sweating a lot.

Jeremy blows up his Porker

Could the team buy a decent Porsche for under £1,500?

The challenge was set – James bought a Porsche 944, Richard bought a Porsche 924, and Jeremy bought a V8-powered Porsche 928.

But as the chaps drove down to their final destination, Jeremy’s “bucket of bolts” blew up and forced him to veer into the side of the road – and as James pulled up alongside, his only words of condolence before leaving Jezza in the wind were: “Sorry mate.”

Top gunge

Noel’s House Party was the light entertainment Saturday night programme for the early nineties, featuring a number of comical challenges – mostly involving gunge – while introducing the world to Mr Blobby.

And back in the early nineties, Top Gear star Clarkson was asked to appear on the hit programme – and was promptly sent through a car wash and gunged in front of a live audience.

Its been a long time!!!!

2008-04-14T08:32:00.000-07:00

As the title says it has been along time since my last blog, i have plenty of story's now to tell and i will be telling them all in due time!!!!, I have just been at college but rather than being there for a week like i normally am i was only there for 2 day, to keep it simple a twat hit me with a hammer so i hit him in the chest and knocked him out, so they decided to send me home for the rest of the week!!!!, not very fun!!!!

I have loads of pictures to put up from those 2 day, so i will put them up when i have them on the laptop!!!!

Yesterday i was out with my wonderful girlfriend to meat her family as it was her step dad peters birthday, the family that i met were great, it was really funny!!!, peter is a good laugh as is his family, my girlfriend im sure had a great time aswell!!!

i feel sorry for my mate ben because im really the only person he gets on really well with so when i get sent home on teusday and he is left there for the rest of the week, dont think he was very happy!!!!

Well i have got to go!!!!

On that bombshell!!!!!

Good night!!!! (i watch to much top gear)

Forgive Me For I Have Sined

2008-03-30T14:01:00.000-07:00

I has been far to long since i have done my last blog, main reason is i have just been far to busy, with work and holidays and xbox online, lol, just could not fit the blog in anyware, i will have to do blogs all this week before i head down to college next weekend, tht will be fun i will have so many storys to tell u all, ill be back 2moz with another more interesting blog but untill then PIECE OUT!!!!

About Me!!!!

2008-03-19T15:34:00.000-07:00

I thought it was about time i write a wee blog telling you all about me, my name is Kristoffer Smith and im 18, i was deputy head boy at penicuik high school when i was in 6th year, i absolutely loved my 6th year at school, was the best year of my school life, there are a couple of things i miss about school and thats seeing my friends everyday and all the holidays you get!!!

I now work in the Volkswagen Van Center edinburgh as a Apprentice at Light Vehicle Technician, as part of my apprenticeship i get sent to Nottingham for college and i love every moment of it!!!, the guys i work with are great and make work worth going to!!!!

I am going out with a beautifull young lady!!!!, im glad she finally decided to go out with me!!!

i absolutly love cars i always have and i always will, will always love working on cars as well!!!, well thats just a little bit about me, if you want to learn more about me just go to my bebo page: http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=19773579

Piece out everyone!!!!

Xbox live!!!

2008-03-16T02:53:00.000-07:00

I went out yesterday with the old man as mum was at work all day and i thought to myself now that we have the wireless set up i wonder if i could finally get xbox live for my 360, so i decided to take a look at what i needed to get to work xbox live on the 360 and it turns out all i needed was a wireless addapter that plugs into the back of the 360, so dad and i went to cameron toll to look around the shops and go for some lunch, well none of the shops had this wireless thing, so dad and i decided to go to fort kinnard for a browse, and i looked in about 6 shops and no-one had it, then i got to comet and i finnaly found it there and the next 2 shops i weant to afterwards it them to, i was not happy, lol, was happy i finnaly got it though!!!

After i had finnaly set up my 360 online i started playing call of duty 3, and i had a head set and it was the wierdest thing ever, i was talking to people from all over the world and he way we were all talking to each other was like we had know each other for years!!!, its really good fun playing with other people though!!!

Well im off!!!, you probably wont see me for the next year or so ill be so busy!!!1

GAME ON!!!!

Lynn and Myself!!!!

2008-03-12T14:49:00.000-07:00

Lynn and i have been going out for almost a month now and what a great month it has been!, we first started going out when i was actually at college down in Nottingham on the 14th of febuary, how romantic isn't it, i have known lynn for about a year now but it wasnt till november rime we actually started talking and getting on well together, i asked her out before christmas but she was not ready for any sort of relationship as she just got out a tough one, as did i!, but when i was at college in febuary i got a text from her saying she was willing to give it a chance, we have been going out ever since, im glad she did as we are both very happy together!!!

Juno!!!

2008-03-10T13:12:00.000-07:00

I went out with my girlfriend for a meal and to see a movie, the movie was called juno, i didnt choose this movie it was lynn's idea, i didnt know what to expect but ut was actually a very funny movie!

Hear is the synopsis-: Juno is a whip–smart teen confronting an unplanned pregnancy by her classmate Paul Bleeker. Luckily, Juno has the total support of her parents as she faces some tough decisions, flirts with adulthood and ultimately figures out where she belongs. With the help of her hot best friend Leah, Juno finds her unborn child a "perfect" set of parents; an affluent suburban couple, Vanessa and Mark, longing to adopt. Mark, however, is ambivalent about his marriage, not to mention the prospect of being a dad. As she gets to know them better she finds herself falling for Mark, but ultimately realises that her true love is the ever–loyal Paul, whose affections she has previously spurned.

This was a very funny but a serous movie, it teaches you how foolish young teenagers can be, but it does this in a funny way!

Piece out everyone!!!!

My First Blog Entry!!!

2008-03-08T11:36:00.000-08:00

Well as it says this is my first of many blog entry's i hope, i will start by telling you a little about myself!!!

My name is Kris Smith, i just turned 18 on the 17th of febuary and i am loveing every moment of it!!!, i am an apprentice light vehicle technician!!!, or a apprentice mechanic for you old folks out there, i love cars especially Ferrari's hence the name, i work for volkswagon and have for about 7 months now but before that i was Deputy Head Boy at Penicuik High School and was a member of every committee, i know what your thinking what a little geek, im proud of it!!!

I have a great family, my mum is great, she s the best person in the world and i would be lost without her, my dad also great, i would not have got this laptop working if it wasnt for him, they are both great people and i love them very much!!!,

My beautiful girlfriend lynn keeps me smiling in those moments of sadness!!!, my friends Grant and Jamie both great guys and nights out wouldnt be the same without them!!!, my other two friends Craig and Gareth are also great, i wouldnt be the guy i am today if it wasnt for them all!!!, and lets not forget ben my long haired half english half scottish college mate!!!, we have a great time at college!

I think i have talked enough rubbish for today!!!, so on that bombshell!!!, Good Night!!!